IT SEEMS ALRIGHT, AS LONG AS SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.

[PLAYGROUND WEEKENDER - MARCH NINE]

CARING IS CREEPY

I WENT TO MELBOURNE GOOD VIBES IN EFFORT TO ESCAPE THE SYDNEY RIGMAROLE. IT WAS MARGINALLY LESS OFFENSIVE. I'VE SINCE BEEN REPRIMANDED FOR FEATURING A PHOTO OF ME IN THE PORTER-LOO. PERHAPS CREAM BOMBS AND A DESPONDENT YOUNG CHAP BELOW WILL INTEREST THEM MORE?